The Scoopy Doop

Two grown women and baby girl all from Dayton, OH got up in the wee morning hours on Wednesday July 11, 2007 making the decision to organize a shoplifting ring. They wanted to have matching out fits to ‘kick it in’ (wear) when they meet up with their buddies at the park after dark (5:00 pm).

In the planning process the clan which included: Toya Heard, 20, Raytona Glenn,22 and they brought along a 14-year old toddler (youngster) to carry out a botched up ‘SET IT OFF (robbery) plan.

The Casablanca clothing store owner, located in the 11000 block of Hamilton Avenue in Springfield Township said, ” Not so fast.” When the owner saw the bandits climb into their drop top Benz (get away car), he “YELLED STOP!” and the driver tried to put his (store owner’s) lights out (run him over) and accidentally hit him in the leg. Then the store owner pulled out his ‘12 GAUGE PUMP’ (gun) and fired one single bullet, hitting the bull’s-eye (target) flatting the front right tire.

A short time later the bandits where arrested, handcuffed and carted off to jail. Click here to read what the Springfield Township police had to say out the matter. Then click here, while we sit and view eating popcorn.

The dog days of summer ain’t just affectin’ the temperature, it made two families in the City’s West End Housing Complex located on Linn Street blood boil over (erupt).

A brawl over steak and potatoes broke out late night at about 9:30 pm on Saturday July 14, 2007, stemming from a Friday 13th hang over.

Some eye witness said, “The fight started when a little baby (family 1) took some BOO-BOO out of his diaper and threw it hitting a younger family member (family 2) in the forehead (children fighting)”, it was on and crackin’. The brawl got heated (escalated) to a point the kids started throwing toys at each other, while parents threw fried chicken, macaroni & cheese, and peach cobbler at each other (bullets started flyin’).

It was about 150 people from the West side gathered around for a prayer vigil to bless the food, when a chicken bone sailed through the air.

Cincinnati Police stepped in some barbecue sauce (controlling the crowd) they had food all over their uniforms and matted to their hair.

Finally, everybody’s (crowd) bellies were full (from eating all that food) and they all fell asleep right in the middle of the street.

Click here to read full WCPO report of tonight’s event.